Happy Hollerdays - Nightshade Trailer Park Books , #3 - E-book - ePub

Happy Hollerdays!Residents are preparing for the big Nightshade Hollerday Trailer Decorating Contest. Are you ready for the Hollerdays? Here are suggestions to get you into the spirit of the season. Start your Hollerday festivities by attending the lighting of Lulu the Hollerday Chicken down at Chicken World Poultry Processing Plant. Need homemade bucklure butter for the deer hunter in your family? See Homer Watson.
He and his deer hunter pals are in pursuit of eight flying reindeer with twenty-eight point racks. How about a Hollerday Tree? Two options: The dragon shape-shifters are selling evergreens from Hard Hat Harry's Convenience Store parking lot. Head on down to HodgePodge Flea Market. Ask for Roscoe, the one-antlered, green-nosed reindeer. Or, Green the Leprachaun. He's really an elf, but he and Roscoe ain't been the same since they plummeted into a nuclear reactor cooling pond after S.
C. wrekced the sleigh coming home from a late night excursion at the Honey Bun Strip Club. In the market for possum powder to take the edge off the Hollerday stress? Cletus and Diesel Chitwood are your boys. They live in the trailer behind their cousin, Earlene. A fruitcake for your Hollerday dinner? Earlene makes 'em, though she doesn add an extra magical ingredient.  Ya'll come spend the Hollerdays with us.