Bad Taste Tales - E-book - ePub

Imagine a world where peculiar is normal and normal is perhaps even stranger? Imagine a world where the dark arts are the creed of life. Then imagine your self trapped within this world with no escape ... ever. Beware Beware, it's not for children I say, Beware Beware, the horror to come forth this day, twisted thoughts and saddened dreams, All designed to make you scream Beware Beware, for you should enter only if you truly dare! Will you be able to read all ten of these modern day horror stories and keep your sanity? Let's get the ball rolling with the battle axe tale of THE BARBARIAN : He never settles for second best and he's in a bad mood! For just a little extra fun we then have on offering PULP TORRENT : Will Wallis pay the ultimate price for having eyes on another woman? How will the government really punish him for an illegal torrent file download? Don't forget to check out THE SWAP OPTION : Did you know that reincarnation is now a capitol punishment! Especially if you don't like insects! Next in line is WARTS AND ALL : The disturbing story of teenage peer group pressure, so exactly how will Bobby and Jane deal with their horrible friends? You may not wish to find out! Sadly next is JACK UGLY : Who's crippled body is constantly at odds with the world around him and his "J" obsessed parents.
The burning question is what will Jack do when the meteors strike, will he help? Can he help? Does he want to help? Then, just to wet your appetite a little more we have BIRD SHIT : Finally we have the rare opportunity to find out just what goes on in the mind of our feathered friends, be careful though. It may not be quite what you expected? Of course it would be remiss of me not to mention ROSES ARE RED : Just how does Herbert manage to win that Best Rose Award, year after year ...
after year? I dare you to find out! Do you like SPEWING GUM : Well perhaps you might just change your mind after reading this little horror story? Have you ever you played TRUTH OR DARE : Perhaps you played this innocent game with your siblings when you were younger? I sincerely hope it went better for you than it does for Hope and Faith. In the post apocalyptic world after the Mega Wars you may acquire a taste for some tantalizing CANNIBAL SOUP : If you do, remember to get a strong front door, it's a very popular meal amongst the starving and you just never know who is gonna come knocking for a taste! Please do enjoy this bizarre array of Sci-Fi and Contemporarily based Horror Stories that are happily written with Bad Taste in mind.
After all what else would you call such sick and twisted bunch of warped tales designed to keep you up a night, yep we think you are going to enjoy these BAD TASTE TALES!