Bigfoot Gets Vaccinated - E-book - ePub

Bigfoot Gets Vaccinated is about as descriptive as a title can get, but it does not begin to depict the pitiful sobbing melodrama, overdone emotional upheaval and absurdly anxious over-intellectualization of our greatest forest creature as he is dragged in to get vaccinated by government mandate. Bigfoot has to be tied down over his objections as Nurse Karen Kneadle readies an immense syringe of the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson and Johnson vaccines to jab into his hairy arm.
Despite his desperate pleadings, Nurse Kneadle stabs Bigfoot with the unwanted poisons. And as he fears, Bigfoot expires right there on the table, strapped down and humiliated. The story does not end there, however, as Bigfoot's enduring legacy of righteous rebellion is not quite extinguished from the face of the earth. Please download this bit of greatly needed humor and satire for free, and if it makes you giggle a little check out my other books, many of which are just as outrageous and unconventional.