Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools - E-book - ePub

A divided nation has a ludicrous new hope. Epic teen adventure. Wry teacher narrator. Blistering satire. Dear Reader, If you are timid, gullible, or hoping for a fluffy romance, please find another story. For the courageous, I regret to inform you that divisive knuckleheads have spun Island Nation Schools into new levels of lunacy, and the conflict between the Puddin' Heads and the Sweeties is utter madness.
Take Blaze Union, a spirited fourteen-year-old Puddin' Head. She was reprimanded for questioning MegaCorp book bans and spoon combat training, attacked by Sweeties at school, and to top if off, expelled for playing soccer and guitar with large hands. Undaunted, Blaze vowed to change the whole ridiculous system.  And get this: Despite no qualifications and an island of outraged Sweeties, this fiery teen has suddenly risen as the Puddin' Heads' greatest hope for leading the nation's schools.
Alas, the supreme prime minister stands in her way, a powerful man with tiny hands and a noggin' a big as his appetite for division. But then again, Blaze has nothing to lose. If you still dare to catapult into an epic journey of whackadoodle schools, sensational showdowns, and a very strange quest for liberation, then strap on your spoon helmet. You're going to need it. Spoons up! Heigi hooga!W. T.
Kosmos Praise for Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools ** 2023 Chanticleer Interantional Mark Twain Book Award, Finalist ** ** 2023 American Book Fest, Fiction Book Award: Humor/Comedy/Satire, Finalist **  Gloriously absurd... Kosmos employs a conversational style throughout the narrative and portrays Blaze as larger than life but still relatable. a sense of silliness carries the day, and Blaze's escapades are often delightfully funny.- Kirkus Reviews An absolutely hilarious story that had me laughing at the odd behaviors presented in every chapter...
The perfect book for those of you who may look around and ask, "Is divisiveness becoming as absurd as I think it is?"- Reader Views A wittily crafted, real-life-inspired narrative that adeptly intertwines humor and social critique... This book stands out as a unique and imaginative work of satire that invites readers into a world where ludicrous norms are questioned and intellectual bravery is celebrated.- Literary Titan An original and fun read from cover to cover, "Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools" showcases author W.
T. Kosmos' genuine flair for humor, narrative style storytelling, memorable characters, and a fully entertaining YA novel. - Midwest Book Review A sensational tale, a story with memorable characters. It is hilarious, and the humor-as biting as it is-greets readers from the very first page... The social and political commentaries are marvelously written... and the quirkiness in the voice transforms it into a page-turning story.- The Book Commentary