Don't Do This! - E-book - ePub

My dear reader, it is with utmost pleasure and a tinge of sarcasm that I present to you and written in the style of our esteemed Oscar Wilde, this delightful Handbook For The Hopeless - Don't Do It!  A veritable antidote to changing the world. For, as we all know, stagnation is a most desirable state. In these droll pages, you shall become well-acquainted with the art of achieving nothing of significance.
Savour the subtle guidance on procrastination - an essential skill for those who prefer things just as they are. Fret not, for our sarcastic witticisms will lead you by the hand in becoming an advocate most appalling. This volume, like jesters toiling to please their masters, takes aim at a rather self-important genre - the self-help book - and delivers its blows with style and panache. Will we see hearts change and desires rise where one can once again, or maybe for the first time, walk in your destiny.