Earth Journals 2 - Earth Journals, #2 - E-book - ePub

Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth for it's mineral wealth. But first they have to get past Duff. Everyone's favorite big green soap opera obsessed alien is back and she's saving the planet on a part time basis, again. When Duff launches American nuclear missiles the entire world goes on high alert. Join Duff, American President Sterling Connard, Vladimir Putin, Kim, Jung Un, and Chinese President Xi as they face the prospect of complete planetary annihilation. Can a president obsessed with his reelection campaign, his investment portfolio, and getting laid by the first lady keep it together long enough to save our planet? Are Los Angeles and San Francisco doomed as part of his election strategy?   Join Duff as she navigates the dangerous pathways of human incompetence. Don't be fooled by imitators and conspiracy theories...there is only one Duff and she's the only reason you're alive to read this. My name is Makeda Keita Defo un Re Duff and I approve this message.