Happy Bloody Christmas - E-book - ePub

'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List: 1. Wrap the kids' presents? 2. Peel the potatoes ? 3. Get rid of the dead body?! Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine. But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered. A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option.
If she's going to save Christmas, it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it. And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen. ---------- 'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE 'So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' GILL SIMS 'The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY 'Hilarious, festive and relatable.
A total Christmas cracker!' FIONA LEITCH 'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD 'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific!' J. M. HALL 'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY 'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW 'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN 'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS