En cours de chargement...
Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that wee-wee Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is.
A fucker. In Rocco's early twenties, it was time for him to meet that special someone. I mean, why not? After all, he couldn't wholly support himself, and he had absolutely no prospects of ever doing so. So, again, why not? In true Rocco Strangeways fashion, he was in no way prepared to search the world far and wide for that special someone, but instead, chose somebody he already knew and loved, on a regular basis, and who knows, maybe only because she was so easy and so available, and that person was his father's ex-girlfriend Naomi's eldest daughter Hannah, which led to the following erotic adventure, entitled Having My Girlfriend's Hairy Godmother For Dessert.