Monsters and Mayhem Collection - E-book - ePub

Some Monsters Never DieTrap DevilSave FriendSlay MonsterRichard always believed he'd enjoy a few golden years before Death's bony hand reached for him. But what does he get? He gets to live across the hall from friggin' Stanley Kapcheck with his shiny bald head and perfect teeth that are all his own; Stanley Kapcheck who struts around like a peacock in his leather coat. Honestly! What kind of respectable senior citizen wears leather? But Stanley isn't your average senior citizen.
He's a Hunter-a slayer of all things unnatural. He reveals to Richard that the one monster that has eluded him is the same beast that killed Richard's wife, and it's due to kill again before the next new moon. Some Legends Never DieSurvive ThanksgivingEscape RomanceSave GalaxySurvive Thanksgiving Escape Romance Save Galaxy Ornery octogenarian Richard, his associate Stanley, and his granddaughter Burke are world-class hunters of all things supernatural.
They've faced monsters of every ilk, even overcome The Devil Herself, but now they face the most frightening challenge of all-spending the holidays with family. But there's a rogue monster in the neighborhood, and Burke's blind date lands her in the middle of a battle between two powerful gangs of supernatural creatures.  Some Sailors Never DieTake cruiseSee weirdosFight evilAlmost a year ago, Richard and Stanley escaped a nest of supernatural creatures posing as nurses at their retirement home.
Together with Richard's granddaughter Burke, they've crisscrossed the country on a mission to protect humanity from the things that go bump in the night, but Stanley's had some mishaps along the way that have left him weak and weary. Burke suggests that a cruise might be just what the doctor ordered, and the two men go along with her plan. But evil never takes a vacation. From the moment they board, Richard suspects something is amiss, but Stanley is too tired to care, and Burke doesn't believe him.
When passengers start dying mysteriously, he's forced to take matters into his own hands, but can he escape the eyes of an over-attentive activities director, a waiter who takes his job far too seriously, and a wealthy widow who's determined to win him over long enough to find the monster and destroy it before it kills again? Some Loves Never DieFind exLose WitchStop ZombiesAlmost a year ago, Richard ditched his life as a retiree at the Everest Senior Living Facility to hunt monsters with his granddaughter, Burke, and his best frenemy, Stanley Kapchack.
So when Burke's ex-husband goes missing after calling to say something evil is following him, they assume the worst and head to his last known location. When they arrive in Santa Fe, New Mexico, they learn that the ex is in bigger trouble than they thought. The dead are awakening and even The Devil Herself is unable to stop what's coming. It's left to the three hunters to find the missing man, quiet the restless spirits, and send The Devil back where she came from before the citizens of New Mexico fall prey to the dark magic that has been unleashed. Some Friendships Never DieSolve mystery.
Save children. Face past. Richard, Stanley, and Burke have hunted monsters of every ilk, but what can they do when fate points them toward a creature that cannot be killed-a creature that was once Stanley's dearest friend and whom he abandoned thirty years earlier? Children are dying, the medical examiner is a monster, there's a mischievous witch in town, and Stanley's old girlfriend is still carrying a flame for him.
Revealing the secrets of the past is about to lead the hunters toward a future they never saw coming.