Pee Pee for President - E-book - ePub

Sheila is an escort who specializes in watersports. She is the Queen of the Golden Showers, Our Lady of the Watersports, and The Miss with the Piss. But now she faces her greatest challenge. A man with an orange face who runs a country by typing angry tweets with his tiny fingers has summoned Sheila to his house of white (people only). He demands that she impress him with her special gifts. He's been drenched by the finest Russian hookers in the past but now he wants to experience an American stream of warm feelings.
Directly on his face. Will Sheila blast his expectations with her mighty waterfall or will she dribble out?