Redneck Vampire Terrorizes Trailer Park - E-book - ePub

Redneck Vampire Terrorizes Trailer Park, Residents on EdgeA small Florida town is on edge after a redneck vampire was spotted terrorizing a trailer park. The vampire, who has been dubbed "The Redneck Dracula, " has been seen biting residents and stealing their blood. The vampire is described as being a white male in his early 30s, with a mullet and a beer gut. He is usually seen wearing a wife beater and a pair of cutoff jeans.
The townspeople are terrified of the vampire and are afraid to go out at night. They have also been locking their doors and windows and installing security systems. The police are investigating the vampire attacks, but they have not yet been able to catch him. The vampire is believed to be very strong and fast, and he is able to outrun the police. The townspeople are hoping that the police will be able to catch the vampire before he strikes again.
They are also hoping that the vampire will not turn them into vampires. Quotes from residents"I'm scared to death, " said one resident. "I don't know what to do.""I'm locking my doors and windows and installing a security system, " said another resident. "I'm not going to take any chances."Police statementThe police are investigating the vampire attacks and are working to catch the vampire."We are taking this very seriously, " said a police spokesperson.
"We will not rest until the vampire is caught."