En cours de chargement...
Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that plop Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is.
A fucker. Even though Rocco had never shown the least bit interest in college, with there being a half-dozen colleges in Gargamel, Phony insisted Rocco at least try one. So, he did. After all, it's not like Rocco was in any hurry to join the workforce, either. However, it didn't take long for everyone involved to find out Rocco's old-college-try amounted to not trying at all, floundering from the get-go, while still managing to fit in the occasional erotic adventure, including an incident with an older neighbor entitled Sometimes It's Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their Groceries.