Curse of the Catastrophe Cat - Nyx Saga, #3 - E-book - ePub

- A Dark and Erotic Romantic Comedy that offers second chances for fated love. In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, facing down my stalker, I do the unthinkable.... I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera. I'm so pent-up and freaked out trying to avoid my stalker that all the 'big' feelings I can't really express in any other way come out in the shape of me sucking Dracula's face like a starved sex demon. Feeling how hot his body is and how soft his lips are, I moan into his cinnamon spiced mouth when his tongue meets mine, and it becomes a question of who is assaulting whom.
From me pulling him down by the tie, to him crushing me against the elevator corner, I relent to perhaps the most ravenous kiss I've ever experienced. Yes, I meant it to be for show, but ..... I've already come this far, why not? "Renfield tricked me, " I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him. Let's just say it's not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I'm impersonating.
"Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!" How did this happen? Nicky! That's right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross' fault! Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it's funny or so funny it's tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.
You'd think with my history, he'd let me keep a low profile, but no. More than anyone, I'm keenly aware that the Senate allows the Mafia to run the streets of Haven, last sanctuary for Fey or not, and there is nothing ordinary about the larger than life, billionaire titans his meddling crash lands me into!