The Year My Life Went Down the Loo - YOLO, #1 - E-book - ePub

When sixteen-year-old Emily's family uproots her from Seattle to England right before her junior year, she has to adjust to a whole new lingo, new friends, and a serious lack of coolness. Luckily, hunkalicious British boys do exist! Things That Really Irk My Pickle About Living in England1. The school uniform Piddlington-on-the-weld (I will forever be known as Emily from Piddlesville.)2. Marmite (It's yeast sludge! GACK!)3.
The ghost in my underwear drawer (Spectral hands fondling my bras - enough said!)4. No malls! What are these people thinking??? Things That Keep Me From Flying Home to Seattle for Good Coffee1. Holly (Any girl who hunts movie stars with me-and Oded Fehr will be mine-is a friend for life.)2. Aidan (Hunkalicious!)3. Devon (Droolworthy? Understatement of the year!)4. Fang (He puts the num in nummy!)5.
Über-coolio Polo Club (Where the snogging is FINE!)