Welcome to Saint FEEEPS, A Parochial School Comic Monologue - E-book - ePub

If you've ever attended, worked at, sent your kids to, or wondered about a parochial school, Saint FEEEPS will definitely ring a bell with you. In this comic monologue, a calm, composed assistant principal leads the quarterly parent-teacher meeting in one building while all heck breaks out in the preschool building next door. As helicopters, SWAT officers, and fire trucks converge on the preschool, Assistant Principal Mary Margaret Nordstrum blithely proceeds through a catalog of school events, policies, and procedures that would send any public school denizens running for the hills.
Nothing is too horrendous or scandalous or unexpected that it will daunt the fearless faculty of Saint Francis Ecumenical Evangelical Economical Parochial School. Needless to say, the faint-hearted need not apply.