What To Do If Your Chute Doesn't Open! - E-book - ePub

It is now essential to set up your trip to the planet's dying places: islands, glaciers, and people. Forget about doing things that never did make a difference: short showers, recycling, and cutting back on burgers. Live your life as if there is no tomorrow, buy a nuclear car, drink out of plastic bottles, and wear polyester again. If you're an optimist, maybe you'll want to undertake some job training for the new tomorrow: space shuttle attendant, crypt relocation, sea wall construction, cricket ranching, or above ground sanitation worker.
There is not as much time as you'd imagine to get this done; the changes are already happening. So, after years of trying to make the world a better place, it's time to look defeat in the eyes and make the most of surrender. Sarcastic, impudent, and politely offensive, these pages aim to get to those who aren't reading the five hundred-page discourses on climate injustices. This is a book for the masses.
One to be read by politicians, business leaders, students, and everyone that needs a kick in the ass to take global warming more seriously.