You Are the Messiah! - E-book - ePub

Journey back in time to the faraway Biblical land of Palestine in thirty-something A. D. Experience the greatest story ever told from a unique perspective in this religious parody of a children's game book for adults. In You Are the Messiah!, take a humorous and irreverent journey through the life of Jesus Christ - the lives he touches, the miracles he executes, and the roads he travels during the most tumultuous period of his life - from the clumsy beginning of his ministry, to the development of his fabled miracle-working powers, and ultimately, to his tortured sacrifice on the cross as he struggles with becoming humanity's unlucky savior.
Turn the page, but watch out! The choices made at the end of each plot point can either further the story along the correct path, lead to crazy side stories, or end in a comically brutal death-or much worse. Along the way, you'll answer the question: What should Jesus do?